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Tips for Writing an Awesome, Funny Online Dating Profile

The #1 mistake that people make when making their profile is that they write the EXACT SAME things that everyone else does! If you're looking for more material to make you laugh, check out our other sites: Quick, Funny Jokes and Yo Mama Jokes Galore!

Women may think you're boring and cannot get dates in real life. Don't write something like "I'm a funny guy who loves to sing, and I enjoy spending time with my nephew." Instead, DEMONSTRATE that quality by writing your profile in a funny way. 90% of profiles feature the same cliche phrases like:

"I'm an easy-going, fun person."

Here are some examples of online dating headlines that have worked well for our profiles:

"Movie-lover seeks hand to hold until the last credits roll."

"Are you hitting on me?"

"Feel my shirt, it's made of boyfriend material. "

"This profile has an adequate amount of cowbell."

"We'll just lie and say we met at a strip club in Vegas."

"Quit staring at my butt!"

A common thing that people do on their profiles is they simply state their qualities and interests, as opposed to explaining them. By writing a serious profile, they often come across as too desperate. Your goal is to be perceived as a person who is interesting and fun, not someone who is dull or creepy.

Finally, make sure to spell-check your profile and avoid using shortened versions of words like 'u' instead of 'you'. To make things easier, you can do a few things in your profile like stirring up an emotional reaction that will entice her to message you, or including questions for her to answer.

2) Have you watched more than one episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'?

5) Don't Reveal Too Much - Create Some Mystery

A common mistake that guys make when writing a profile, is that they treat it as if it's a resume or job application. It's important to display a certain level of intelligence and maturity on your profile.

Be sure to check out our massive collection of pick up lines. For example, you could write something like this:

One of the issues with online dating is that sometimes a woman may want to message you, but she won't know what to say.

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